Fantasy Football
Team Logos
I am almost as bad at fantasy football as I was at Pop Warner football when I was 12. But it hasn't stopped me trying my hardest (at naming my teams).
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Even if the commissioner thought this name and logo didn't cut it, it was inspired by one of the greatest ever to do it.
It's Gonna Be Maye (2024-2025)
Expressing my Millenial nostalgia for early 2000s boy bands and the Patriots being competative.
Mac is Kenough (2023-2024)
He apparently wasn't kenough for New England, but hopefully he finds solace in Barbie's message of self-acceptance. Finished 7-7 (9th)
Mac Jones-oni in a Pot (2022-2023)
Maybe the most memorable song of summer (of 2020), but not a memorable season on the digital gridiron for me. Finished 1-13 (10th)
Jimmy Thee Stallion (2021-2022)
Still sad JG never got a fair shot behind an end-stage Brady, but he definitely lived his best life in SF. Finished 5-9 (8th)
One Shell to Rule Them All (2019-2020)
While player safety should always come first, the One Shell Rule denied us Precious Pat Patriot for far too long. Finished 2-11 (8th)
Urban Myer Baloney (2018-2019)
As a Michigan football fan, disparaging OSU for cheating hasn't aged very well. Perhaps it was karma that this team underperformed. Finished 2-11 (8th)
Belichick Down, Be Humble (2017-2018)
Despite coming off perhaps Kendrick's best (pre-2024 Drake feud) track and the Patriots' epic Super Bowl LI comeback, my team was historically mid.
Yo Soy Fiesta (2015-2017)
No logo, no surviving performance records. But Gronk was dominating for New England, so Sundays always felt like a party.
